"The Raise" joke

A man asks his boss for a raise."A RAISE???" thundered the boss. "You're never here!""Listen; there are 365 days in a year, 366 because it is a leap year.
The working day is 8 hours, which is a third of the day. In a year,
that comes to 122 days. The office is closed on Sundays, leaving 70
days. There are 4 bank holidays, leaving 66 days. You have 2 weeks
holiday; deduct 14 days from 66 and you get 52. You don't work on
Saturdays, either. There are 52 Saturdays in a year, so you see,
you're never here!"

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