"The Forrest Gump Connection!" joke

Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...
Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!
Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolate
Forrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!
Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!
Forrest Rivera - People who like Chocolate..Next on 'Forrest'
Forrest Shakespeare - Chocolate, or no chocolate that's the question
Forrest Of Borg - All chocolates must be assimilated
Forrest Presley - Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate
Forrest Zen - I am one with the chocolate
Forrest McClaine - I used to be a box of Chocolates
Forrest Ventura - Chocolates..Alll-Riighty then...
Forrest Lauper - People just wanna have chocolate
Forrest Turner - What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?
Forrest Bones - D*@!* Jim, I'm a Dr., not a box of chocolate
Forrest Spock - Logically speaking, we are all chocolate
Forrest Scotty - The box, she's breaking apart Capt'n
Forrest Butler - Frankly Scarlett, I don't like chocolate
Forrest O'Hara - Tomorrow, is another box of chocolates.
Forrest Lee - Fight with your inner chocolate
Forrest Clinton - I didn't inhale the cream centers
Forrest Davidson - I will inhale the cream filled centers
Forrest Doo - Roinks Raggy, Rocolates!
Forrest Marx - That's the weirdest box of chocolates I've ever seen.
Forrest Nicholson - You want chocolate, you can't handle chocolate
Forrest Copperfield - Poof, the chocolates are gone!
Forrest Noah - 2 creams, 2 nuts, 2 coconuts, 2 peanut butter
Forrest on phonics - Lief es lyk a boks uv chakolets
Forrest PsychicLine - Yes, I knew you were a chocolate
Forrest Alimony - The Box is mine!
Forrest Andrews - The Hills are alive..like a box of chocolates
Forrest Costello - Who's eating chocolate?
Forrest Abbott - No, who is not eating chocolate
Forrest Vader - Luke, I am your chocolate
Forrest Yoda - There is a dark chocolate, and a light chocolate.

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