"The Fly" joke
One day there was this fly flying about six inches above the water.
There was a fish in the water thinking if that fly would just drop six inches i could jump up and eat it
A little ways away there was a bear thinking if that fly would only drop six inches, the fish would junp up, and i could snatch the fish
Farther away there was a hunter thinking if that fly would just drop six inches, the fish would jump up and snatch the fly, the bear would snatch the fish, and i could shoot the bear.
Behind the hunter there was a rat thinking if that fly would just drop six inches, that fish would jump up and snatch the fly, the bear would snatch, the fish the hunter would shoot the bear, and i could get that sandwich in his back pocket.
Behind the rat there was a cat that was thinking if that fly would just drop six inches, that fish would jump up and snatch the fly, the bear would snatch the fish, the hunter would shoot the bear, the rat would get the sandwich, and i could get the rat
So the fly dropped six, inches the fish snatched the fly, the bear snatched the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat got the sandwich, and the cat jumpped over everything and landed in the water.
What is the morral of the story...
EVERY TIME THE FLY DROPS SIX INCHES THE PUSSY GETS WET.
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