"The First pancake" joke

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson; "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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