"The Blonde at a Bar" joke
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror. If you tell the truth in front of it, you get the one thing you desire the most. But if you lie in front of it, you disappear and you can never come back. So, the redhead goes into the restroom and stands in front of the mirror. "I think that I am the most beautiful person in this bar." And the Redhead walks out with a brand new red car. Then the Brunette goes into the restroom and says to the mirror," I think Im the smartest person in this bar." And she gets a million dollars. Then the Blonde goes into the restroom and says to the mirror," I think..." POOF! She disappears.
Air travel: Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.
A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?