"The Blonde at a Bar" joke

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror. If you tell the truth in front of it, you get the one thing you desire the most. But if you lie in front of it, you disappear and you can never come back. So, the redhead goes into the restroom and stands in front of the mirror. "I think that I am the most beautiful person in this bar." And the Redhead walks out with a brand new red car. Then the Brunette goes into the restroom and says to the mirror," I think Im the smartest person in this bar." And she gets a million dollars. Then the Blonde goes into the restroom and says to the mirror," I think..." POOF! She disappears.

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Ame:LoL, blondes would be too du,b to realize this was an insult(; jk but funny joke! =P
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Anonym:I am a blonde but i think it's funny cause it's true.....us blindes dont really think!!!! lol
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Anonym:Sooooooooooooooooo funny. But don't u think it will offend the blondes?
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