"Telling time in the military" joke
Heard over The US Armed Forces Radio Station, Okinawa, in 1959.
"HELLLLLLOOOOOO Okinawa!!!!!
For all you civilian employees the time is now 4:30.
For you guys in the Army and Air Force that's 1630 hours.
For you guys in the Navy that's 8 bells.
For you Marines.....the big hand is on the 6 and the little hand is right in between the 4 and 5."
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