"Sound Sleep" joke

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ONCE Kailasam shared a coupe with a friend on an overnight train journey. On reaching his destination, when he was asked,' Hope you had a sound sleep?' Kailasam answered, I had sound, he had sleep.

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.

The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so
hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't
drinking milk.
- Dave George

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