"Sound Sleep" joke
ONCE Kailasam shared a coupe with a friend on an overnight train journey. On reaching his destination, when he was asked,' Hope you had a sound sleep?' Kailasam answered, I had sound, he had sleep.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!