"Signs And Notices 16" joke
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
At a restaurant in New York: “Tip-ing is not a city in China. ”
Here is a great sign I saw in the grocery store: “Snickers, 5 for 1. 00$.(limit 4)”
On a dock in Juneau, Alaska: “Safety ladder, climb at own risk. ”
Seen on an electrical appliance store in Spokane, WA “Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM! ”
Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in various places around my office building: “Run like Anything! ”
Biggs Septic Tank Service (near Nashville Tennessee) “Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends. ”
Sign on the wall of the office of an ethnologist: “Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
Billboard sign on a highway coming out of Austin, TX: “Nobody reads billboards…. But you just did: )”
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