"Shy Guy" joke
A rather shy guy enters a bar and spots a beautiful woman sitting there. After a lengthy time of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, "Um, excuse me, but would you mind if I talked with you for awhile?"
She responds, by screaming at the top of her lungs, "No, I will not sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at the two of them.
Obviously, the poor guy is totally embarrassed and slinks back to his table.
A few moments later, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. Smiling at him, she says, "I'm so sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
He responds by screaming at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
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