"Shifty Individual Paid" joke

A married man we know quite well relaxed on a recent business trip by enjoying a lively weekend with a lively blonde. Not long after returning to the home office, however, a rather shifty individual paid him a visit and said, with the nasty innuendo of a professional blackmailer, "Remember that trip you took? Remember that blonde?" The answer to both questions was

"Yes."

"Well, mister," said the unsavory one, "it just so happens that I have photographs of everything that you and her did."

"Everything?" gulped our friend.

"Everything! See?" He spread a half-dozen highly detailed snap­shots on the desk and after giving them a chance to make the proper impression, asked, "What are you gonna do about it, mister?"

"Well," drawled our friend coolly, "I'll take one of these, two of those, and five of this one over here. Can I have them tinted?"

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