"School Collection 01" joke

A history joke
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!

A math joke
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That’s good.
Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!

A history joke
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder?
He had a bee in his suit of armour!

A history joke
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!

A history joke
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!