"Sailor At Sea" joke
A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he? s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter.
"My darling," he writes, "it looks like we? re going to be apart for a very long time. Already I? m starting to miss you and we? re constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls. The temptation? s terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off them."
His wife sends him back a harmonica with a note reading, "Why don? t you learn to play this?"
Eventually his tour of duty comes to an end and he rushes back to his wife. "Darling" he says, "I can? t wait to get you into bed so that we can make passionate love!"
But she stops him with a wave of her hand. "First, let? s see how well you play that harmonica."
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