"River" joke
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses. ”
“We don’t have any. ” replied the first blonde. “Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing licenses. ” “But officer, ” replied the second blonde, “we aren’t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of the river. ” The warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were magnets tied on the end of each line.
“Well, I know of no law against it, ” said the warden, “take all the debris you want. ” And with that, he left. As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.
“What a dumb cop, ” the second blonde said to the other two, “doesn’t he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?! ”
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