"Really Nasty & Practical" joke

3 bums were outside a bar. The first one went in and asked for a fork. The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw.
At this point, the bartender became curious. “How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw? ” “Well, ” the bum said, “the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone. ”

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