"Real programmers don`t grumble" joke

Real programmers don`t grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they don`t know any other language.

Real programmers don`t notch their desks for each completed service request.

Real programmers don`t number paragraph names consecutively.

Real programmers print only clean compiles.

Real programmers write readable code, which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.

Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.

Remember the tea kettle; though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing.

Repetition does not establish validity.

Roses are red violets are blue, I`m schizophrenic and so am I.

Rule of defactualization: information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.