"Ransom Letter" joke

A yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at ten o? clock the next day if he ever wanted to see his wife alive again.
He didn? t arrive until almost 12:30. A masked man stepped out from behind some bushes and growled, ? What the hell took you so long? You? re more than two hours late.?
? Hey, give me a break!? whined the yuppie. ? I? m a 27 handicap.?

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