"Ran Into A Lawyer" joke

While a man was out for a walk, he happened upon a friend of his. He took a look at his friend's car and saw that it was a total loss and was covered in grass, branches, leaves, dirt and blood.
"What the heck happened to your car?" he asked his friend.
"I ran into a lawyer," his friend replied.
"That would explain the blood, but what about the grass, branches, leaves and dirt?" he inquired.
"Oh!" Well, I had to chase him through the park!" his friend said.

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