"Radio one-liners" joke
You may want to compile a list of Radio "one-liners" like:
WKDU: More static, more of the time...
You're listening to WKDU. No one else is, but you are.
This is KFJC and you are listening to our hour-long music-free commercial sweep.
WQHS. 73 on your AM dial. Or, if you have an expensive radio, 730.
Are your friends laughing at you? Maybe it's because you are not listening to WQHS, 730 on your AM dial, on the University of Pennsylvania campus. Or maybe it's because you're ugly.
This has been xxx at KFJC reminding you that animals are your friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.
WKDU: Broadcasting with TEN MILLION microwatts of POWER!
Hi. This is Swamp Thing and we say that you should listen to WQHS because... because... well, do you REALLY have anything better to do?
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