"Race" joke
I was on my way to my moms house, while driving in my convertable when some kid with big red suspenders pulls next to me on his moped and says something so i thought he wanted to race.
So when the light turned green i took off and stoped at the light ahead and when i turned around to see how far the kid on the moped goes flying past me... so i took off again and went speeding past him going 100 then stoped and before i could even turn around to see how far he was, he went speeding past me. so once again i took off then slowing down to end the race. And when i stoped i turned to him and said "that was a nice race, but what do u have in that moped that makes it go so fast" and he turned to me, gave me a weird look and said! "I WASNT RACING MY SUSPENDER GOT STUCK TO YOUR BUMPER!!!"
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