"Quickies Q: How do Jewish wives get their ..." joke

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Q: How do Jewish wives get their children ready for supper?
A: They put them in the car. Yetta, a friend of mine, confused her Valium pills with her birth control pills. As a result, she had ten children but she doesn`t really care. Q: What does a Jewish husband call a waterbed?
A: The Dead Sea. It`s one of life`s mysteries - how a 2Ib box of chocolates can make a Jewish woman gain 5lb. Another of life`s mysteries is when a Jewish woman hangs something in her wardrobe for a while and it shrinks two sizes! The trouble with some Jewish women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

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