"Pregnancy test" joke
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you! ”, I said, “Great. Tell me what you’re so happy about. ” She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier! ” Then, she said “Oh, honey. There’s more. ” I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’? ” She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS! ” Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive! ”
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