"Perfect Fit" joke
Henry is at his bowling banquet and keeps complaining that his dentures are hurting him. The fellow sitting next to him reaches in his pocket and pulls out a set. Handing them to Henry, he says, "Here, give these a try."
"Thank you, but they're a bit tight," Henry replies, after trying them.
The fellow pulls out another set and hands them to Henry. They fit perfectly, so Henry wears them for the evening.
After the banquet, Henry returns them to the fellow and says, "Thanks for the help. They fit me perfectly. Are you a dentist?"
"No," the fellow replies, "an undertaker!"
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