"One day 2 blondes decided to drive " joke

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One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.

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craig:and on the way home, they sayw another sign that said: Clean toilets. By the time they got home, they had cleaned 608 of them.
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peter:thats so old...facebook.com/syracusewearandgear...like and share
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