"One day 2 blondes decided to drive " joke

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One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.

MONDAY: It's so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I more...

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

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craig:and on the way home, they sayw another sign that said: Clean toilets. By the time they got home, they had cleaned 608 of them.
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peter:thats so old...facebook.com/syracusewearandgear...like and share
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