"One day 2 blondes decided to drive " joke
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
There was this blonde lady in a row boat in the middle of the desert
rowing this boat. In the middle of this desert there was a road. Another blonde lady was
driving down the road and saw the other blonde lady, she stopped her car got out
Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!
your mommas so stupid she got run over by a parked car
your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales the scales say TO BE CONTINUED
your momma is so dumb when she gets locked in the supermarket she dies of starvation