"Office Lingo" joke

Activate:
To make carbons and add more names to the memo. Advanced Design:
Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency's copywriters. All New:
Parts not interchangeable with existing models. Approved:
Needs revising Automatic:
That which you cannot repair yourself. Channels:
The trails left by interoffice memos. Clarify:
To fill in the background with so many details that the foreground goes underground. Conference:
A place where conversation is substituted for the loneliness of thought and the dreariness of labor. Confidential Memo:
No time to photocopy for the whole office. Consultant:
Someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is and then walks away with the watch. Forwarded For Your Consideration:
You hold the bag for a while. FYI:
Found yesterday, interested? In Conference:
Nobody can find him/her. Let's Get Together On This:
I'm assuming you're as confused as I. Note & Initial:
I'm not taking the fall for this myself. Policy:
We can hide behind this. Please See Me:
Come down to my office. I'm lonely. Top Priority:
It may be stupid but the boss wants it. We Are Taking A Survey:
We need more time to think of an answer or we can't find anyone willing to be responsible for this. Will Advise In Due Course:
If we figure it out, we'll let you know.