"New billboards are getting attention" joke

New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Here's a list of variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included.
_______________________Tell the kids I love them.
-God Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-GodC'mon over and bring the kids.
-GodWhat part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
-GodWe need to talk.
-GodKeep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer.
-GodLoved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
-God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
I meant it.
-GodI love you and you and you and you and...
-GodWill the road you're on get you to my place?
-GodFollow me.
-GodMy way is the highway.
-God
Need directions?
-God
You think it's hot here?
-GodHave you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.
-GodDo you have any idea where you're going?
-GodDon't make me come down there.
-God