"My wife says I never listen" joke
My wife says I never listen... or something like that...
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.
The Clean poo - The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but theres no poo on the toilet paper.
The Wet Poo- You wipe your butt fifty times more...
Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.