"My wife says I never listen" joke

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My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
Homeless.

Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.

First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

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