"Must Be Single" joke

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a carton of milk, eggs, juice and a package of bacon.
As she unloaded her items onto the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
"You must be single," he said.
A little startled, the woman looked at her four items on the belt and, seeing nothing particularly unusual about them, said, "Yes, you're right, but how on earth did you know that?"
"Cause you're uglier'n shit," the drunk said.

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