"More blonde jokes" joke

Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? - They keep breaking them with the hammers. Did you hear about the blonde coyote? - Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? - When you have a tire pump to reinflate it! Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? - She missed. What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? - A blonde going through a flashing red light. What is the definition of gross ignorance? - 144 blondes. Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? - They went to see “Closed for the Winter”. Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning? - It swells at night.

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