"Marriage is like a cage" joke

Marriage is like a cage: those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside are desperate to get out.

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

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When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong more...

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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting youth.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all more...

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Why is Wednesday called "Hump Day" when most people get laid on the weekends?

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It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach...especially if it belongs to your partner.

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