"Ludwig Van Beethoven hurts" joke
Q:why did Ludwig Van Beethoven keep getting stung by a bee? A:because the 3 first letters in his last name spells bee! ouch!
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
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