"Looking down at the defendant" joke

Looking down at the defendant, the judge said, "Mr. Riley, I've decided to give you a suspended sentence."
Tears pouring from his eyes, Riley cried, "Oh, thank you, Your Honor!"
"Don't thank me," the judge replied. "I'm sentencing you to be hanged."

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