"Looking For The Way Out" joke

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Two men were quite drunk after attending a company party and wanted to leave the hotel, but they had no idea which way to go.
FInally, they spotted a bellhop. "Hey, buddy," John slurred, "how the heck do we get outta here?"
The bellhop pointed down the hallway and said, "Turn left at the next passage, go down two steps and you'll be in the main lobby."
They stumbled along together, but turned right and fell down the elevator shaft right to the basement.
Moaning and groaning, Larry slowly rolled over and said, "John, if that guy thinks I'm going down the other step, he's crazy"!

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