"Load of nuns" joke

A bus load of nuns die in a road accident and go to heaven. When they get there st Peter asks the first nun, have you ever had contact with a penis? She says I touched one once with my finger. Dip it in holy water then replies st Peter. He asks the next nun. I fondled one she says. Put your hand in holy water. Suddenly they hear a commotion, a nun has pushed her way to the front. Whats the matter? asks st Peter. Well she says, If Im going to gargle holy water then I want to do it before sister anne sticks her arse in it!!!

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