"Little Johnny was sitting in class with his fellow peers" joke

Little Johnny was sitting in class with his fellow peers. The teacher of the class asked for a volunteer to say a full sentence about their parents. When no one raised their hand, the teacher called on Little Johnny to say the full sentence. He replied with "Hummm... Well... My Dad eats light bulbs." The teacher looked at Johnny strangely and said "Oh no, Johnny, your dad doesn't eat light bulbs, that's absurd" Johnny argued back, "Yeah huh, last night daddy said to mommy,' oh honey, turn off that lamp and let me eat that thing'"

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