"Let's Go To Town" joke

One day the sheriff saw Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on but his boots.
"Billy-Bob, whatcha doin' walkin' 'round town like that?" demanded the sheriff.
"Well, sheriff," Billy-Bob replied, "me and Cindy-Lou was a-cuddlin' down on the farm. Cindy-Lou said we should go in the barn, so we did. Then we started a-kissin' and a-cuddlin' some more and things got pretty hot and heavy. Then Cindy-Lou took off all her clothes and said I should too. So I took off everythin' but my boots."
Then Cindy-Lou lay herself down on the hay," Billy-Bob continued, "and she said to me, 'Okay, Billy-Bob, let's go to town!' Looks like I's the first one here, sheriff."

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