Gino me, now open the door!
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
once, these two thefts went to heaven. when they reached the golden gates of heaven they met saint peter. "NAMES PLEASE!" saint peter exclaimed since he saw the two guys were black. he got there names but didnt see their names in the book so he went to god and ask more...
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
1. Cut a hole in the ice.
2. Open up a can of pea's and spread them around the hole.
3. When the polar bear comes up to take a pea. You kick him in the ice hole.