"How to catch a polar bear" joke
1. Cut a hole in the ice.
2. Open up a can of pea's and spread them around the hole.
3. When the polar bear comes up to take a pea. You kick him in the ice hole.
Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.
One day Sisyphus and Oedipus meet.
Oedipus: Hello, rollingstone.
Sisyphus: Hello, motherfucker.
once, these two thefts went to heaven. when they reached the golden gates of heaven they met saint peter. "NAMES PLEASE!" saint peter exclaimed since he saw the two guys were black. he got there names but didnt see their names in the book so he went to god and ask more...
A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.
That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...