"Karate Canine" joke
One day after school Jonathan went to the pet shop and told the owner he wanted to buy a watchdog for his mother's birthday.
"How about this one?" said the salesman, pointing to a cage with a scrawny little poodle in it.
"Are you kidding?" said Jonathan. "That dog looks harmless."
"Yes, but he knows karate," said the salesman. "Watch." The salesman pointed to a huge cinder block and shouted "karate the block!"
Immediately, the poodle struck out its paw and with one blow smashed the block into two pieces.
Next, the salesman pointed to a metal chair, then commanded, "Karate the chair!"
Once again, the little poodle crushed the chair with a single blow.
That night Jonathan brought home the poodle and showed it to his father.
"What kind of watchdog is that to give your mother?" said Jonathan's father. "What good is he?"
"But, Dad, this dog knows karate," said Jonathan.
"Oh, come on," said his father. "Karate my foot!"
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