"Japan's new first lady says she rode in a spaceship" joke
Miyuki Hatoyama says she rode in a spaceship to Venus. Sadly, she has no proof of her visit. Incredible--a Japanese tourist visits Venus and takes no pictures.
An art teacher brought a statue of Venus to class for the students to see. "What do you like best about it, class? Let's begin with you, Bobby," said the teacher.
"I like the artwork," Bobby said.
"Very good. And you Billy?" the teacher more...
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?" "The artwork," says Robert." Very good. And you, Peter?" "Tits!""Peter, get out! And you, Johnny?" "I'm leaving, teacher, I'm more...
The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert."
"The artwork," says Robert.
"Very good. And you, Peter?"
"Her tits!" says more...