"Is There Baseball in Heaven?" joke
Bob and Doug weren't only best buddies, they were the biggest of baseball fans. They spent much of their time discussing baseball history, checking all the scores and went to as many games as possible every season. They promised each other that whoever died first would come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One night Bob passed away in his sleep. A few nights later, his pal Doug woke up to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.
"Is that you Bob?" Doug asked. "Of course it's me," replied Bob.
"I can't believe it!" exclaimed Doug. "Quick, tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Doug, I have some good and some bad news for you. Which would you like first?" Bob said.
"Tell me the good news first," Doug replied.
"Well Doug, the good news is, you bet there's baseball in heaven," said Bob. "The bad news is, you're pitching tomorrow night."
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