"Ironing board" joke

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a ironing board?
Its hard to open an ironing boards legs

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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