"Ironing board" joke

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a ironing board?
Its hard to open an ironing boards legs

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Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

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Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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