"Inexpensive Cure" joke
Jack went to see a psychiatrist. "Doc, I think I'm going crazy and you just have to help me. Every time I get into bed, I think there's someone under it. I get under the bed, and I think there's someone on top of it. Top, under, top, under, over and over again."
"Put yourself in my hands for one year," the doctor said. "Come to see me three times a week and I will cure your fears."
"How much do you charge, doctor?" Jack asked.
"My fee is one hundred dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"I'll think about it, doc," Jack said.
Several months later, the doctor met Jack on the street. "Why didn't you come back to see me again?" asked the doctor.
"For a hundred dollars a visit?" Jack exclaimed. "A bartender cured me for a mere ten dollars."
"Really? How did he do that?" the doctor asked.
"He told me to cut the legs of the bed!" Jack replied.
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