"Indian lies" joke
A man went up to heaven to complain to the good Lord about the sorry state of affairs in the world.' Almighty God, you are said to be all-knowing. I don't think you know a thing about what is happenning on the earth that you created. No one cares a fig for the truth.'
Almighty Lord protested:' I know exactly how things are down below. Look at that board in front of you. Every time anyone tells a lie, a red light flashes and I know who is lying.'
The man watched the. flicker of red lights on the board and was duly impressed. Suddenly a whole lot of red lights began to flicker madly. The man asked,' Why are all those lights flickering at once?'
Replied the Almighty,' Oh, that! We are tuned into All India Radio and Doordarshan.'
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