"In Need Of A Trim" joke
A very short lady goes to her doctor's office complaining of an irritated crotch. After examining her, the doctor says, "I don't seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any time?"
"Yes, it's really bad whenever it rains," she replies.
"Well, then," says the doctor, "the next time it rains, get here immediately and I'll take another look."
Two weeks later it's raining really hard, so the little lady shows up at the doctor's office. "Doctor, it's really bad today. Please you have to help me!" she pleads.
"Well, let's have a look," he says as he lifts her up onto the table.
"Oh, yes, I see the problem. Nurse bring me a surgical kit. Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit," says the doctor.
The short lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation. The doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few minutes later. "There you go, try that," he says.
She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims, "That's great, doc! What did you do?"
"I just trimmed a couple of inches off the top of your rain boots," the doctor replies.
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