"Hillary's Checkup" joke
Hillary went to her doctor for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He told her that she was in great shape, but that she was pregnant.
She advised the doctor that wasn't possible, but he insisted she most definitely was pregnant. She stormed out of the office, went to the receptionist, grabbed the phone and immediately called the White House.
When the operator answered, Hillary identified herself and told her she wanted to speak to Bill right away. When Bill answered the phone in the Oval Office, Hillary screamed at him, "Do you know what you did, you jerk? You got me pregnant!"
There was silence on the other end of the line. Again, Hillary yelled, "I said, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID YOU BASTARD! YOU GOT... "
Finally, Bill answered, "Ummm, who is this?"
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