"Hard Core Proof" joke

I accompanied my wife to a parlor when she went to get a haircut.

Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle quite nice, and I just asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo.

"Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card," she said.

(Taken Back) "But my wife is here getting a haircut," I explained.

"Yes, I know!" she replied. "But I need something you'll come back for."

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