"Happy End of Days" joke

A new greeting card is outselling traditional holiday cards in Hallmark stores across Kansas, Alabama, and Texas. Happy End of Days cards depict a firey well consuming horned demons and horney politicians, while angels, including a winged Pat Robertson, ascend to the clouds.

A musical card is also available playing Auld Lang Syne with new verses. "Should Auld Acquaintance have sinned and never live again, we wish you warmer weather then as we reach the end of days. For Auld Lang Syne my friend, for Auld Lang Syne, we'll share a cup of manna yet as we reach the end of days.

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