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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker."
How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.
Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring more...