"How did Frankenstein's monster eat " joke

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.

Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've more...

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.

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Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.

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Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring more...

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