"Flea jokes 01" joke
What is the most faithful insect? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them! What insect runs away from everything? A flee! What is the difference between a flea and a wolf? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie! What to you call a Russian flea? A Moscow-ito! Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?"Why are we running so fast?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line" What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear? A space invader! What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea? Bugs Bunny! How do you start an insect race? One, two, flea - go! How do you find where a flea has bitten you? Start from scratch! What is a flea's favorite book? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
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